What the bollocks is this about then? - rhetorical btw for dumbass twats.
I'm glad to report that I have never ever watched any of the range of these completely stupid and mind bendingly shit of an idea films that might be loosely described as entertainment. If you happen to like these films then kindly piss off and go and set fire to yourself.
In case any fucked up idiots who believe in total and utter cow dung are still reading then please somehow let us know how a beast with none of and have no possibility of having lips, a tongue, a voice box, a correctly shaped mouth with loads of intricate muscles obviously designed to help speech, happened to have happened by some cosmic twatting accident??? mmmmmm?
I once heard that the reason humans love sex so much and why it is the orgasm is so intense is because at some point apes found that they could stand up???? Well there's a thing. The only problem apart from it being one of the most stupid arsehole ideas I ever heard is that there is no ape, no monkey, or any other animal that could possibly stand up. You see, the human knee is unique. It could not possibly have evolved since all its working parts would need to be in place all at the same time. Otherwise it would be quite useless.
A bit like our modern day scientists brains.
I suppose I had better make some comment about it.
I have not watched any of them so far because I know the att is going to mention evolution and I hate the man because of it. He once was asked on TV what he thought of Creationists and all he could say was he had seen babies crying in Ethiopia through starvation and other such things - well, its ok to say that and it is certainly abhorrent and not nice and terrible. Thanks to him and others who go out to these areas in the corners of nowhere land we know about the deprevation, the cruelty, the despair, the horrors, that are around the world.
However, whatever horrors he might have come across I do not remember him saying this: 'what a wonderful and diverse eco system of flowering and non flowering life there is in abundance here in the jungle......' and then telling us exactly how it got there in all its beautiful ultra complexity.
He never does, its all evolution see. Evolution takes care of it all doesn't it. Yeah right. Bollocks.
This piece of crap brained twit is responsible for keeping millions of people away from Christ. Do you know how devastating that is? It is as bad as Herod having all children slaughtered and worse. He may be brilliant as a naturalist but he is even better as an agent of evil. Remember folks, satan is the best at being a deceiver. The reason I have no time at all for people like att is because they should know better.
The vast majority of life in this world is beautiful and simply wonderful. It does not exist by chance or any other stupid method. We want answers as to why things are here? We have the answers already for fucks sake but we don't like them. Well. some pricks don't - why don't those of you who don't piss off to fucking Mars or somewhere then, bye fucking bye.
What a bunch of so called scientist bollock brains who are actually arguing whether monkeys could speak like we do or not! Bloody incredible. Shut the fuck up arseholes and listen, no one ever heard any present or recent day animal speak a bloody word of any language like humans do - do you believe the present day ape has lost the abiliity to speak or evolution simply bypassed one or two specimens? Idiots.
What will we have these wankers be on about next, talking bloody fish? Well fish did sprout legs at some point according to the blathering twats. Present day fish must be really pissed off.
And people actually find this shit interesting or even feasible? More than unbelievable. Wake up FFS.
What absolute Bollocks.
The piece below is my original writing and I can see no reason to alter it so it is as was.
The gormless ignorant cretin Pope might be able to speak fourteen thousand billion languages however he remains an arsehole. Apart from Catholics all Christians know that everything and I mean EVERYTHING revolves and centres around Jesus, NOT Mary. So why does his unholiness gorf head pope think otherwise - i mean I do not go around all day thinking I need Jesus to decide this or that for me but I do know when I need His input, probably not often enough, but I do know and I stop and think and talk to the Lord. I don't go on my own merry way thinking I know it all like I'm the piggin pope who obviously believes more in his own shit than his Lord and Saviour else why would he come out with total and utter bollocks day after day, the vast majority of which is about as useful as a fucking dog turd in a kebab shop.
I will edit this and add to it - i wrote it from the heart as it come out and I do not give a shit. I will probably swear even more. Oh fucking bollocksing cunting shit balls and bell end wanking turd nob ending arses gob.
Oh my oh my, Francis The Fucking Useless Pope. He and his enterage know little it appears about the scientific realities of Creation and even less about the Bible - well he is a Catholic after all and the others probably Italian so why would they know anything (St Paul?), ya know.
Francis started out ok, he sounded like he was going to throw off the cloaks of religiousness nonesense and even some Catholic crapiosness and bollocksness, but that was soon snuffled out by the totally entrenched deep in the smelly shit of wet clay brained and quite frankly dead catholic mainstream bullshit. Who would want to be one of them?
As Christians we should know that Jesus wants us (not commands) to spread the Word of his Gospel. I've studied the Bible quite a bit and never once come across anything that St Paul said that was like 'Catholics can make up their own rules, wear big hats, behave like total twats, and act they know everything even though they are complete ignorant fuckers'. Has anyone else? No.
I pity Catholics I really do. I can go to any Methodist, Baptist, or Pentecostal Church and worship knowing I am worshiping our Lord Jesus and That Is What It Is All About; no bullshit, no religious garbage, Bible based, Jesus based, Word based, Truth, from beginning to end. Loadsa friends all learning, enjoying others experiences, laughing together, helping each other, being a true community.
Catholic shit - insular community, scared of other Christians (wonder why), based on Popey crap - saying no more, it makes me want to throw up. If you want to be a Christian and allow evil in - be one of these toss pots
I don't give a hoot if you are an evolutionist tosspot or what you think of anything about this site. It would be meaningless drivel that I have heard all before yawn yawn. I am not what you might think of as a Christian because I swear and pull no punches and through talking (commonly known as praying!) with Jesus for many years I've never once been told I am doing anything wrong. Jesus was not the meek and mild weak kind, the middle east was even more volatile than it is now and if Jesus had not been a strong guy with equally strong convictions he would have been beaten to death most likely. He would not have been taken seriously at all, at the very least. Yet He had more friends than anyone in History.
If Jesus was nuts or made just one tiny slip up it would surely have been pounced on and he would have been taken to the cleaners. As it was he could not be found at fault EVER, even at his ultimate trial, Pilot said he could find nothing wrong in what Jesus said, claimed, or did. Thousands of years later that has not changed. And Jesus is still alive and well.
This stuff isn't for blind secular idiots so get lost and go live in your piss poor little worthless world that the evil one has provided for you.
There is no discussion here between those who know and those who ignore here. One of the many nonesensicle comments that non-Christian tits ALWAYS spout is 'i'm sick of religion being shoved down my throat' or other similar pathetic childish fuckwit crap.
Well, guess what, us Christians have no choice but to be taught by, led by, bossed by, broadcast to by, and everything but bye by, totally ignorant narrow minded fart faced atheists every sodding minute of our lives. You my friends are nothing more than pitiful objects, pathetic in the true sense of the word. So I ain't interested in your endless boring garbage - piss off and learn something or shut the fuck up.
And Jesus was not about religion - He despised it and He mentioned it twice saying if you want to be religious go and look after the sick and orphans. Followers of Christ are simply that. Folk who attend Bible based churches are not in the least religious. Its a word ignorant secular morons use.
I have spent a good deal more of my fairly long life not as a Christian; I've been where atheists are and know all about that stuff and the smart arsed crap that goes with it whereas they know shit all about Jesus, God, the Trinity, the scriptures, or science - in fact atheists know ABSOLUTELY NOTHING worth knowing and are basically the walking dead. I and all Christians know why its like it is. But you oh so clever atheistic arseholes know better don't you? ehhh? In case you missed the irony, no, you don't.
So, everything is evolving is it? Where is the evidence? There is none. None. Sea beds all over this planet are naked - nothing there to be covered over, over millions of years or minutes. If a jellyfish dies, it gets eaten up, biologically there is sod all left to be buried the day it dies never mind a million years later! There is absolutely no evidence that DNA has become more complex; genetic information has always been complex and is infinitely able to adapt. ALL the evidence shows that genetic information has become less and less complex as time passes. Things decay as can be seen quite clearly, stuff does not spring back into life, only life creates life. There is not one single example of life springing up from any inorganic material, not even organic material produces life once its host dies - all the genetic material is there is it not? What happens? IT ROTS, it spawns NO LIFE. (FFS not even Dorkbrain can miss that one).
(And for the clever brain dead twats - i mean organic stuff being created from inorganic stuff and bollocks to the names you give to any of it you piss brained shit headed know it all arsehole featured tossers).
The above is just one example of the scientific shit espoused by the likes of modern day fools such as hawking, DorkHead dawkins, and the oh so lovable ape attenborough. The answers to these questions are obvious however the stupid moron secular community and their scientists do not like the obvious. It doesn't fit their ever changing theories. Their on going ever more ridiculous claims are designed to fool the public and are relentless in producing ever more fluctuating reasons as to why things are as they are. Fucking dicks.
The Bible NEVER has had to change ONCE.
And if you still question Creation as described quite clearly in Genesis, get yourself on an Alpha Course. Only then can you have any basis to challenge. Darwin was a very very challenged man, he was once a Christian, never ever a great scientist. Isaac Newton on the other hand was possibly the greatest scientist of all. And a Christian.